Wayne/Kent: Justice for All

President- Batman (DC)

A completely obvious choice.  Batman is the most brilliant member of the Justice League of America and displays unparalleled leadership for the group time and again even through the toughest of challenges against the bitterest of foes.  He possesses the poise necessary to handle any obstacle our nation might face and is a clear change of pace from the bureaucracy that has dominated Washington for far too long.

 

 Vice President of the United States- Superman
I wanted Nightwing here, I did. I even had it all reasoned out, after all, he and Batman have a long-standing working relationship, and they were the Dynamic Duo for decades. But this is Batman and Superman, the two biggest names in all of superhero lore. These two storied figures are the undisputed leaders of the Justice League of America, and are each classic American icons. It had to be Superman on this ticket, because Truth, Justice, and the American Way demanded it.

Secretary of State- The Flash (DC)

Secretary of State has long been a stepping stone to the White House, and making the choice for who would fill this key role was tough.  Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Superman, and Aquaman were all considered, as their foundational pedigree with the JLA certainly qualified them for the position.  At the end of the day, however, the job went to The Flash.  While Green Lantern in particular had unbelievable qualifications in terms of foreign diplomacy and would without question be an excellent resource in any extraterrestrial affairs, his commitments to the Green Lantern Corps raised questions about whether or not such a vital job here in the USA could fairly be his first priority. Superman was simply needed more in Homeland Security, and Aquaman and Wonder Woman were not as well equipped as the Flash for the travelling duties of the Secretary of State.  The Flash could be conducting negotiations in China in the morning, and be back in Washington for another meeting before lunch.  Combine that with his charisma, and he is a good fit for the job.

Secretary of the Treasury- The Tick (M)

Very simple one here, the Tick has a background in accounting, and the other cabinet members complained about potential climate control problems in the work place if Ice Man had been given the job, so we let the Tick do what he is good at.  It is roundly anticipated that should the worst happen and it come to the Tick in the succession to the Presidency, he would cordially step aside and let Captain America take over. Besides, it only makes sense that the person who is essentially controlling taxes in the country is modeled after a parasite.

Secretary of Defense- Captain America (M)

Party biases are irrelevant when it comes to the direct leadership of our armed forces, and no one is better equipped for that than Captain America.  He is a beautiful example of every great American value and is one of the most valued Cabinet members despite the fact he is associated with Marvel.

Attorney General- Daredevil (M)

Would you argue with him in court?  Daredevil has all the necessary tools to be an extremely effective Attorney General, and his extensive experience not only practicing the law but enforcing it make him absolutely perfect for this job.

Secretary of the Interior- Storm (M)

When it comes to our state and national park system, we want someone in charge who can ensure that they stay beautiful and well cared for.  Storm’s influence on weather patterns is perfectly suited for this position.  While having similarly capable options in the DC camp, President Batman chose a Marvel hero anyway because among those qualified, Storm has the most well established and respectable reputation, and that is extremely valued by this administration.

Secretary of Agriculture- Metamorpho (DC)

On a certain level, you might expect Swamp Thing here, but at the end of the day, this is still a political office.  Is Swamp Thing really going to be effective shaking hands at black tie events?  Metamorpho may not be the most recognizable figure for this position, but his influence on the elements is unmatched, and he is perfectly suited for the challenges and responsibilities of this office.

Secretary of Commerce- Green Arrow (DC)

This was an obvious choice.  The Green Arrow comes from a very successful business background, yet shows an unbending determination to ensure ethical business practices everywhere he goes.  His résumé exhibits the ability to not only apply successful business models, but also to look out for the small businesses out there.   

Secretary of Labor- Martian Manhunter (DC)

When the Justice League of America springs into action, it is usually Martian Manhunter directing the operations from the Watchtower space station.  His ability to offer guidance under pressure makes him extremely well suited for organizing and implementing that which is best for the laborers of America.  His brilliance and experience working in multiple solar systems can only mean great innovation for the working man.

Secretary of Health and Human Services- The Atom (DC)

So many superheroes have advanced degrees, but very few of them know human health like the Atom.  When he studies things at an atomic level, it is not through a microscope, it is up close and personal.  In any sort of health crisis or epidemic, the Atom is uniquely suited for quickly finding and implementing solutions.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- Mister Miracle (DC)

Frankly, Mister Miracle is too astounding to not be helping somewhere in this group.  His extensive experience with technology from several different galaxies makes him a great fit for turning life in America’s cities into something revolutionary, making him well suited for this job..

Secretary of Transportation- Wonder Woman (DC)

She has an invisible plane and is a founding member of the JLA, enough said.

Secretary of Energy- Iron Man (M)

Again putting the needs of the country over party bias, Batman has chosen for his Secretary of Energy Iron Man.  Arc Reactor technology is the future of energy, and Iron Man is at the forefront of all of that research.  He is extremely well suited for this role.

Secretary of Education- Professor X (M)

When we think of education and superheroes, is there really a name that leaps to mind before Charles Xavier?  Professor X is not just the first choice for this job, he’s the only choice.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs- Green Lantern (DC)

Hal Jordan, with his experience in both the USAF and the Green Lantern Corps, understands better than most the needs of a soldier in his life outside of service.  He puts others first and would fill this role nicely.  Plus, being in this position instead of Secretary of State should free up his time enough to continue his representation with the GLC.

Secretary of Homeland Security- Nightwing

I would never dream of leaving Nightwing out of this discussion, he and Batman just go too far back. He has been trained by Batman to be one of the greatest detectives on the planet, and when it comes to the security of our nation we need someone who is going to be able to sort through that information and see what most people cannot see, and be strong and decisive in response.