A completely obvious
choice. Batman is the most brilliant
member of the Justice League of America and displays unparalleled leadership
for the group time and again even through the toughest of challenges against
the bitterest of foes. He possesses the
poise necessary to handle any obstacle our nation might face and is a clear
change of pace from the bureaucracy that has dominated Washington for far too
long.
I wanted Nightwing here, I did. I even had it all reasoned out, after all, he and Batman have a long-standing working relationship, and they were the Dynamic Duo for decades. But this is Batman and Superman, the two biggest names in all of superhero lore. These two storied figures are the undisputed leaders of the Justice League of America, and are each classic American icons. It had to be Superman on this ticket, because Truth, Justice, and the American Way demanded it.
Secretary of State-
The Flash (DC)
Secretary of State
has long been a stepping stone to the White House, and making the choice for
who would fill this key role was tough.
Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Superman, and Aquaman were all considered,
as their foundational pedigree with the JLA certainly qualified them for the position. At the end of the day, however, the job went
to The Flash. While Green Lantern in particular
had unbelievable qualifications in terms of foreign diplomacy and would without
question be an excellent resource in any extraterrestrial affairs, his
commitments to the Green Lantern Corps raised questions about whether or not
such a vital job here in the USA could fairly be his first priority. Superman
was simply needed more in Homeland Security, and Aquaman and Wonder Woman were
not as well equipped as the Flash for the travelling duties of the Secretary of
State. The Flash could be conducting
negotiations in China in the morning, and be back in Washington for another
meeting before lunch. Combine that with
his charisma, and he is a good fit for the job.
Secretary of the
Treasury- The Tick (M)
Very simple one here,
the Tick has a background in accounting, and the other cabinet members
complained about potential climate control problems in the work place if Ice
Man had been given the job, so we let the Tick do what he is good at. It is roundly anticipated that should the
worst happen and it come to the Tick in the succession to the Presidency, he
would cordially step aside and let Captain America take over. Besides, it only makes sense that the person who is essentially controlling taxes in the country is modeled after a parasite.
Secretary of Defense-
Captain America (M)
Party biases are
irrelevant when it comes to the direct leadership of our armed forces, and no
one is better equipped for that than Captain America. He is a beautiful example of every great
American value and is one of the most valued Cabinet members despite the fact
he is associated with Marvel.
Attorney General-
Daredevil (M)
Would you argue with
him in court? Daredevil has all the
necessary tools to be an extremely effective Attorney General, and his
extensive experience not only practicing the law but enforcing it make him
absolutely perfect for this job.
Secretary of the
Interior- Storm (M)
When it comes to our
state and national park system, we want someone in charge who can ensure that
they stay beautiful and well cared for.
Storm’s influence on weather patterns is perfectly suited for this
position. While having similarly capable
options in the DC camp, President Batman chose a Marvel hero anyway because
among those qualified, Storm has the most well established and respectable
reputation, and that is extremely valued by this administration.
Secretary of
Agriculture- Metamorpho (DC)
On a certain level,
you might expect Swamp Thing here, but at the end of the day, this is still a
political office. Is Swamp Thing really
going to be effective shaking hands at black tie events? Metamorpho may not be the most recognizable
figure for this position, but his influence on the elements is unmatched, and
he is perfectly suited for the challenges and responsibilities of this office.
Secretary of
Commerce- Green Arrow (DC)
This was an obvious
choice. The Green Arrow comes from a
very successful business background, yet shows an unbending determination to
ensure ethical business practices everywhere he goes. His résumé exhibits the ability to not only
apply successful business models, but also to look out for the small businesses
out there.
Secretary of Labor- Martian
Manhunter (DC)
When the Justice
League of America springs into action, it is usually Martian Manhunter
directing the operations from the Watchtower space station. His ability to offer guidance under pressure
makes him extremely well suited for organizing and implementing that which is
best for the laborers of America. His
brilliance and experience working in multiple solar systems can only mean great
innovation for the working man.
Secretary of Health
and Human Services- The Atom (DC)
So many superheroes
have advanced degrees, but very few of them know human health like the Atom. When he studies things at an atomic level, it
is not through a microscope, it is up close and personal. In any sort of health crisis or epidemic, the
Atom is uniquely suited for quickly finding and implementing solutions.
Secretary of Housing
and Urban Development- Mister Miracle (DC)
Frankly, Mister
Miracle is too astounding to not be helping somewhere in this group. His extensive experience with technology from
several different galaxies makes him a great fit for turning life in America’s
cities into something revolutionary, making him well suited for this job..
Secretary of
Transportation- Wonder Woman (DC)
She has an invisible plane
and is a founding member of the JLA, enough said.
Secretary of Energy-
Iron Man (M)
Again putting the
needs of the country over party bias, Batman has chosen for his Secretary of
Energy Iron Man. Arc Reactor technology
is the future of energy, and Iron Man is at the forefront of all of that research.
He is extremely well suited for this
role.
Secretary of
Education- Professor X (M)
When we think of
education and superheroes, is there really a name that leaps to mind before Charles
Xavier? Professor X is not just the
first choice for this job, he’s the only choice.
Secretary of Veterans
Affairs- Green Lantern (DC)
Hal Jordan, with his
experience in both the USAF and the Green Lantern Corps, understands better
than most the needs of a soldier in his life outside of service. He puts others first and would fill this role
nicely. Plus, being in this position
instead of Secretary of State should free up his time enough to continue his
representation with the GLC.
Secretary of Homeland
Security- Nightwing
I would never dream
of leaving Nightwing out of this discussion, he and Batman just go too far
back. He has been trained by Batman to be one of the greatest detectives on the
planet, and when it comes to the security of our nation we need someone who is
going to be able to sort through that information and see what most people
cannot see, and be strong and decisive in response.






























