Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Wayne/Kent: Justice for All







President- Batman (DC)
A completely obvious choice.  Batman is the most brilliant member of the Justice League of America and displays unparalleled leadership for the group time and again even through the toughest of challenges against the bitterest of foes.  He possesses the poise necessary to handle any obstacle our nation might face and is a clear change of pace from the bureaucracy that has dominated Washington for far too long.
 

 Vice President of the United States- Superman
I wanted Nightwing here, I did. I even had it all reasoned out, after all, he and Batman have a long-standing working relationship, and they were the Dynamic Duo for decades. But this is Batman and Superman, the two biggest names in all of superhero lore. These two storied figures are the undisputed leaders of the Justice League of America, and are each classic American icons. It had to be Superman on this ticket, because Truth, Justice, and the American Way demanded it.



Secretary of State- The Flash (DC)
Secretary of State has long been a stepping stone to the White House, and making the choice for who would fill this key role was tough.  Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Superman, and Aquaman were all considered, as their foundational pedigree with the JLA certainly qualified them for the position.  At the end of the day, however, the job went to The Flash.  While Green Lantern in particular had unbelievable qualifications in terms of foreign diplomacy and would without question be an excellent resource in any extraterrestrial affairs, his commitments to the Green Lantern Corps raised questions about whether or not such a vital job here in the USA could fairly be his first priority. Superman was simply needed more in Homeland Security, and Aquaman and Wonder Woman were not as well equipped as the Flash for the travelling duties of the Secretary of State.  The Flash could be conducting negotiations in China in the morning, and be back in Washington for another meeting before lunch.  Combine that with his charisma, and he is a good fit for the job.



Secretary of the Treasury- The Tick (M)
Very simple one here, the Tick has a background in accounting, and the other cabinet members complained about potential climate control problems in the work place if Ice Man had been given the job, so we let the Tick do what he is good at.  It is roundly anticipated that should the worst happen and it come to the Tick in the succession to the Presidency, he would cordially step aside and let Captain America take over. Besides, it only makes sense that the person who is essentially controlling taxes in the country is modeled after a parasite.



Secretary of Defense- Captain America (M)
Party biases are irrelevant when it comes to the direct leadership of our armed forces, and no one is better equipped for that than Captain America.  He is a beautiful example of every great American value and is one of the most valued Cabinet members despite the fact he is associated with Marvel.



Attorney General- Daredevil (M)
Would you argue with him in court?  Daredevil has all the necessary tools to be an extremely effective Attorney General, and his extensive experience not only practicing the law but enforcing it make him absolutely perfect for this job.



Secretary of the Interior- Storm (M)
When it comes to our state and national park system, we want someone in charge who can ensure that they stay beautiful and well cared for.  Storm’s influence on weather patterns is perfectly suited for this position.  While having similarly capable options in the DC camp, President Batman chose a Marvel hero anyway because among those qualified, Storm has the most well established and respectable reputation, and that is extremely valued by this administration.



Secretary of Agriculture- Metamorpho (DC)
On a certain level, you might expect Swamp Thing here, but at the end of the day, this is still a political office.  Is Swamp Thing really going to be effective shaking hands at black tie events?  Metamorpho may not be the most recognizable figure for this position, but his influence on the elements is unmatched, and he is perfectly suited for the challenges and responsibilities of this office.



Secretary of Commerce- Green Arrow (DC)
This was an obvious choice.  The Green Arrow comes from a very successful business background, yet shows an unbending determination to ensure ethical business practices everywhere he goes.  His résumé exhibits the ability to not only apply successful business models, but also to look out for the small businesses out there.   



Secretary of Labor- Martian Manhunter (DC)
When the Justice League of America springs into action, it is usually Martian Manhunter directing the operations from the Watchtower space station.  His ability to offer guidance under pressure makes him extremely well suited for organizing and implementing that which is best for the laborers of America.  His brilliance and experience working in multiple solar systems can only mean great innovation for the working man.



Secretary of Health and Human Services- The Atom (DC)
So many superheroes have advanced degrees, but very few of them know human health like the Atom.  When he studies things at an atomic level, it is not through a microscope, it is up close and personal.  In any sort of health crisis or epidemic, the Atom is uniquely suited for quickly finding and implementing solutions.



Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- Mister Miracle (DC)
Frankly, Mister Miracle is too astounding to not be helping somewhere in this group.  His extensive experience with technology from several different galaxies makes him a great fit for turning life in America’s cities into something revolutionary, making him well suited for this job..



Secretary of Transportation- Wonder Woman (DC)
She has an invisible plane and is a founding member of the JLA, enough said.



Secretary of Energy- Iron Man (M)
Again putting the needs of the country over party bias, Batman has chosen for his Secretary of Energy Iron Man.  Arc Reactor technology is the future of energy, and Iron Man is at the forefront of all of that research.  He is extremely well suited for this role.



Secretary of Education- Professor X (M)
When we think of education and superheroes, is there really a name that leaps to mind before Charles Xavier?  Professor X is not just the first choice for this job, he’s the only choice.



Secretary of Veterans Affairs- Green Lantern (DC)
Hal Jordan, with his experience in both the USAF and the Green Lantern Corps, understands better than most the needs of a soldier in his life outside of service.  He puts others first and would fill this role nicely.  Plus, being in this position instead of Secretary of State should free up his time enough to continue his representation with the GLC.



Secretary of Homeland Security- Nightwing
I would never dream of leaving Nightwing out of this discussion, he and Batman just go too far back. He has been trained by Batman to be one of the greatest detectives on the planet, and when it comes to the security of our nation we need someone who is going to be able to sort through that information and see what most people cannot see, and be strong and decisive in response.

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Candidates for Rogers/Stark 2012

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Presidential Candidate: Captain America (Marvel)
Captain America is the clear choice for president due to his dedication and commitment to preserving the values and principles of the American Way and ensuring the protection of everyone without discrimination.  He is level-headed and capable of making tough but fair decisions.  He is willing to abide by the laws rather than go around them and is not swayed by the press or popular opinion.
Vice President: Iron Man (Marvel)
While I struggled with who to put in the Vice Presidential seat... I was eventually convinced by a friend that she would vote for Stark as president over Batman.  Stark is very independent, but will come through in a pinch.  He has the charisma with the public and the smarts to understand some of the more complicated situations and keep the President up to date on the technological situations as far as weapons control throughout the world.

Secretary of State – Black Panther (Marvel)
The Black Panther really is the best choice for the position of Secretary of State.  Being from a different country, he understands the job requirements of an ambassador and is always a great diplomat.  With his connections, he'll keep Captain America and Iron Man up on all of the potential crises throughout the globe.  He's the best cat for the job!

Secretary of the Treasury – Ice Man (Marvel)
Ice Man's alter ego Bobby Drake is actually a CPA in real life.  His passion is for the finance - and he can freeze the accounts is anyone tries to cook them!

Secretary of Defense – Thor (Marvel)
Why wouldn't you want the god of thunder in charge of defense?  He's not only defended the country, he's defended the globe!  Thor can get to places quickly and coordinate defenses even quicker.

Attorney General – Manhunter (Kate Spencer) (DC)
When Wonder Woman was accused of murder, Kate Spencer (aka Manhunter) successfully defended her despite major difficulties.  She would make a wonderful attorney general. She's a superhero, but she's also a great mom.  She dearly loves her son and would understand the importance of family in every task handed to her - but don't let her fool you.  Mess with her and you'll regret it!

Secretary of the Interior – Storm (Marvel)
Storm is the most logical choice for this position.  She can conjure up weather to counter-act any damage that is done: dry things out after a flooding, make it rain to ensure the crops don't die, etc., She's also very responsible.  She has experience fighting in combat and for her students.  She's a positive influence on youth and a great teacher!


Secretary of Agriculture – Swamp Thing (DC)
Swamp Thing is great for agriculture, because, well, he's part of it.  Need a new rainforest?  No problem!  He can make one grow!  What about making sure crops are growing well?  It's no problem for Swap Thing!

Secretary of Commerce – Green Arrow (DC)
He's someone who has had and lost his fortune, but he's always conscious of classes and defending those who can't help themselves financially.  He understands both ends of the class spectrum and is very good at working with both.

http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/henry_mccoy_earth-295_004.jpg Secretary of Labor – Beast (Marvel)
Dr. Hank McCoy is no stranger to the political world.  He not only is a brilliant scientist, but he's also a great negotiator.  His goal is to work to improve humanity, and he can help settle labor disputes and propose labor laws that would be much more helpful.


Secretary of Health and Human Services – Dr. Strange (Marvel)
Dr. Strange spent his life working on a cure for himself and that would help others.  He is totally dedicated to helping those who are sick.  He is a master magician who specializes in healing - himself and others.  He's a perfect candidate for the department of health and human services.  His ability to seal black holes is pretty amazing as well!


  Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Mr. Fantastic (Marvel)
As a brilliant scientist who has developed numerous technologies and understands how to implement them into communities, Reed Richards would be the perfect person for Housing and Urban Development.  He understands how communities work in terms of their layouts and understands the importance of having them work for families, as he has one of his own.

Secretary of Transportation – Batman (DC)
If you can't relay on Batman to figure out a better mode of transportation, then you might as well just buy a horse and give up.  He's got all the latest technology on the newest, most efficient forms of transportation and has the means to implement them.

Secretary of Energy – Ant Man (Marvel)
Not only is he a biophysicist and a security operations expert, Dr. Henry Pym is also an expert in robotics and engineering.  He has been instrumental in establishing efficient, productive operations, but he is also good at working with people.  His designs could revolutionize the world, making it more energy efficient and safe.


Secretary of Education – Professor X (M)
Professor Charles Xavier has not only been a teacher for many years, he has run his own school.  He understands the needs of the educational system is the perfect one to make the necessary reforms and budget proposals.  He has the interests of students at heart but knows how to be diplomatic and work within the confines of the system.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Wolverine (Marvel)
Okay, if you can't figure this out, you've at least gotta watch a movie with Wolverine in it.  He's ageless so he's kinda the ultimate veteran.  He's fought in everything from the Civil War on up!  Who better to be in charge of Veterans' Affairs?

Secretary of Homeland Security – Black Widow (Marvel)
Natasha Romanov is an expert assassin and therefore knows how they operate.  She's an exceptional choice for Department of Homeland Security.  She has been to every known country in the world and has numerous connections.  She can make sure she's never seen and can direct operatives and operations like no one would ever be able to do.