Washington D.C.- According to the Associated Press, the high profile government operations team 'The Avengers', has come under extreme scrutiny for drug and doping allegations against some of its key members. Captain Steven Rogers, better known as Captain America, is under investigation for a never before seen form of HGH. If convicted, Rogers could lose his commission, and find himself in Leavenworth.
Rogers is not the only one in trouble. Dr. Bruce Banner is being investigated for incidents involving extreme "'roid rage" to the tune of millions of dollars. Furthermore, it seems that the government agency S.H.I.E.L.D. is being investigated for a cover up involving over a billion dollars in taxpayer funds.
The Avengers group is also being investigated for its participation in testing involving splicing human and arachnid DNA on minors without FDA approval. The implications for the group and its government liaison, Nick Fury, could be catastrophic. Fury is also being questioned in relation to the histories of other agents in his organization that could include espionage, theft, and murder of American citizens.
Rogers is not the only one in trouble. Dr. Bruce Banner is being investigated for incidents involving extreme "'roid rage" to the tune of millions of dollars. Furthermore, it seems that the government agency S.H.I.E.L.D. is being investigated for a cover up involving over a billion dollars in taxpayer funds.
The Avengers group is also being investigated for its participation in testing involving splicing human and arachnid DNA on minors without FDA approval. The implications for the group and its government liaison, Nick Fury, could be catastrophic. Fury is also being questioned in relation to the histories of other agents in his organization that could include espionage, theft, and murder of American citizens.
I have to say, I was highly amused! It's all lible fraudulent reporting, but entertaining nonetheless. Good job.
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